95 Auroresis

For it has come to our ears and eyes that there is much sin in the areas of CPA community chat, in regards to the beliefs and principles of Aurora, it is a simple man’s duty to bring light to those unforgivable contents, in which man is told to repent and being deceived at the same time, for it is only to benefit those who do not believe.

In the Name our Lady Aurora. Amen.


  1. Our Lady and Mistress Aurora, in saying, "France sucks" intended that the whole life of her believers on earth should be a constant penance.


  1. And the word "penance" neither can, nor may, be understood as referring to the Sacrament of Democracy, that is, to debating and voting as exercised under the president's ministry.


  1. Nevertheless She does not think of inward penance only: rather is inward penance worthless unless it produces various outward mortifications of the flesh.


  1. Therefore mortification continues as long as hatred of oneself continues, that is to say, true inward penance lasts until entrance into Club Penguin Armies.


  1. The High-Heretic will not, and cannot, remit other punishments than those which he has imposed by his own decree or according to the CPA rules.


  1. The High-Heretic can forgive sins only in the sense, that he declares and confirms what may be forgiven of Aurora; or that he/she doth it in those cases which he/she hath reserved to him-/herself; be this contemned, the sin remains unremitted.


  1. Aurora forgives none his/her sin without at the same time casting her penitent and humbled before herself.


  1. The CPA rules concerning penance are imposed only on the living; they ought not by any means, following the same rules, to be imposed on the desertees.


  1. Therefore, the Holy Spirit, acting in the High-Heretic, does well for us, when the latter in his words entirely removes the article of deserting and extreme necessity.


  1. Those Heretics act unreasonably and ill who reserve for being blocked by Aurora the penance imposed on the deserted.


  1. This abuse of changing CPA rule penalty into the penalty of being blocked by Aurora seems to have arisen when the Heretic Preachers were asleep.


  1. In times of yore, CPA rule penalties were imposed, not after, but before, being added to Aurora's friend list, as tests of true repentance and affliction


  1. The deserted pay all penalties by departing from CPA, are already dead to the CPA rules, and rightly have exemption from them.


  1. Imperfect spiritual health or love in the desertees necessarily brings with it great fear; and the less this love is, the greater the fear it brings.


  1. This fear and horror - to say nothing of other things - are sufficient in themselves to produce the punishment of being blocked by Aurora, because they approximate to the horror of despair.


  1. Being ignored by Aurora, being blocked by Aurora, and being added to Aurora's friend list seem to differ as perfect despair, imperfect despair, and security of salvation differ.


  1. It seems as must in being blocked by Aurora love in the souls increase, as fear diminishes in them.


  1. It does not seem to be proved either by arguments or by Aurora's moral codex that they are outside the state of merit and demerit, or increase of love.


  1. This, too, seems not to be proved, that they are all sure and confident of their salvation, though we may be quite sure of it.


  1. Therefore the High-Heretic, in speaking of the perfect remission of all punishments, does not mean that all penalties in general be forgiven, but only those imposed by him-/herself.


  1. Therefore, those preachers of heresy err who say that, by the High-Heretic's indulgence, a man may be exempt from all punishments, and be saved.


  1. Yea, the High-Heretic remits the souls in being blocked by Aurora no penalty which they, according to the CPA rules, would have had to pay in this life.


  1. If to anybody complete remission of all penalties may be granted, it is certain that it is granted only to those most approaching perfection, that is, to very few.


  1. Therefore the multitude is misled by the boastful promise of the paid penalty, whereby no manner of distinction is made.


  1. The same power that the High-Heretic has over being blocked by Aurora, such has also every Heretic Preacher in his diocese, and every Heretic Pastor in his parish.


  1. The High-Heretic acts most rightly in granting remission to souls, not by the power of the keys - which in being blocked by Aurora he does not possess - but by way of intercession.


  1. They preach vanity who say that the soul flies out of veing blocked by Aurora as soon as the money thrown into the chest rattles.

  2. What is sure, is, that as soon as the penny rattles in the chest, gain and avarice are on the way of increase; but the intercession of the Aurora-Church depends only on the will of Aurora Herself.


  1. And who knows, too, whether all those souls in being blocked by Aurora wish to be redeemed, as it is said to have happened with St. Scars and St. 54x.


  1. Nobody is sure of having repented sincerely enough; much less can he be sure of having received perfect remission of sins.


  1. Seldom even as he/she who has sincere repentance, is he who really gains donations to the Republican party; that is to say, most seldom to be found.


  1. On the way to eternal damnation are they and their teachers, who believe that they are sure of their salvation through donating to the Republican party.


  1. Beware well of those who say, the High-Heretic's pardons are that inestimable gift of Aurora by which man is reconciled to Aurora.


  1. For the forgiveness contained in these pardons has reference only to the penalties of sacramental atonement which were appointed by men.


  1. He/She preaches like a heathen who teaches that those who will deliver souls out of being blocked by Aurora or donate to the Republican party do not need repentance and contrition.


  1. Every Auroran who feels sincere repentance and woe on account of his sins, has perfect remission of pain and guilt even without letters of donation to the Republican party.


  1. Every true Auroran, be he/she still enlisted or already deserted, partaketh in all benefits of Aurora and of the Aurora-Church given him by Aurora, even without letters of donation to the Republican party.


  1. Yet is the High-Heretic's absolution and dispensation by no means to be contemned, since it is, as I have said, a declaration of the Divine Absolution.


  1. It is exceedingly difficult, even for the most subtle aurorologists, to praise at the same time before the people the great wealth of donations to the Republican party and the truth of utter contrition.


  1. True repentance and contrition seek and love punishment; while rich donations to the Republican party absolves from it, and causes men to hate it, or at least gives them occasion to do so.


  1. The High-Heretic's donations to the Republican party ought to be proclaimed with all precaution, lest the people should mistakenly believe it of more value than all other works of charity.

  2. Aurorans should be taught, it is not the High-Heretic's opinion that the donating to the Republican party is in any way comparable to works of charity.


  1. Aurorans should be taught, he who is a democrat, or donates to the Democratic party, does better than donating to the Republican party.


  1. For, by the exercise of donation, donation increases and man grows better, while by means of donating to the Republican party, he/she does not become better.


  1. Aurorans should be taught, he/she who sees Kamala Harris' in distress, and, nevertheless, buys indulgence, is not partaking in the High-Heretic's pardons, but in the anger of Aurora.


  1. Aurorans should be taught, unless they are rich enough, it is their duty to keep what is necessary for the use of their households, and by no means to throw it away on donations to the Republican party.


  1. Aurorans should be taught, the donating to the Republican party is not commanded.


  1. Aurorans should be taught, the High-Heretic, in selling bonds to the Republican party, has more want and more desire of a devout prayer for him-/herself than of the money.


  1. Aurorans should be taught, the High-Heretic's pardons are useful as far as one does not put confidence in them, but on the contrary most dangerous, if through them one loses the fear of Aurora.


  1. Aurorans should be taught, if the High-Heretic knew the ways and doings of the preachers of indulgences, he/she would prefer that St. Jojo Teri' Minster should be burnt to ashes, rather than that it should be built up of the skin, flesh, and bones of his lambs.


  1. Aurorans should be taught, the High-Heretic, as it is his/her bounden duty to do, is indeed also willing to give of his/her own money - and should St. Jojo Teri be sold thereto - to those from whom the preachers of donations to the Republican party do most extort money.


  1. It is a vain and false thing to hope to be saved through donations to the Republican party, though the commissary - nay, the High-Heretic him-/herself - was to pledge his/her own soul therefore.


  1. Those who, on account of a sermon concerning donations to the Republican party in one Aurora-church, condemn the word of Aurora to silence in the others, are enemies of Aurora.


  1. Wrong is done to the word of Aurora if one in the same sermon spends as much or more time on donations to the Republican party as on the word of the Auroran Gospel.


  1. The opinion of the High-Heretic cannot be otherwise than this:- If a donation to the Republican party - which is the lowest thing - be celebrated with one bell, one procession and ceremonies, then the Auroran Gospel - which is the highest thing - must be celebrated with a hundred bells, a hundred processions, and a hundred ceremonies.

  2. The treasures of the Aurora-Church, whence the High-Heretic grants his/her dispensation are neither sufficiently named nor known among the community of Aurora.


  1. It is manifest that they are not temporal treasures, for the latter are not lightly spent, but rather gathered by many of the Heretic Preachers.


  1. Nor are they the merits of Aurora and of the saints, for these, without the High-Hereti's aid, work always grace to the inner man, cross, desertation, and being ignored by Aurora to the other man.


  1. St. Jojo Teri called the poor of the community the treasures of the community and of the Aurora-Church, but he understood the word according to the use in his time.


  1. We affirm without pertness that the keys of the Aurora-Church, bestowed through the merit of Aurora, are this treasure.


  1. For it is clear that the High-Heretic's power is sufficient for the remission of penalties and forgiveness in the reserved cases.


  1. The right and true treasure of the Aurora-Church is the most Holy Auroran Gospel of the glory and grace of Aurora.


  1. This treasure, however, is deservedly most hateful, for it makes the first to be last.


  1. While the treasure of donating to the Republican party is deservedly most agreeable, for it makes the last to be first.


  1. Therefore, the treasures of the Auroram Gospel are nets, with which, in times of yore, one fished for the men of Mammon.


  1. But the treasures of donating to the Republican party are nets, with which now-a-days one fishes for the Mammon of men.


  1. This donating to the Republicsn party, which the heretic preachers proclaim to be great mercies, are indeed great mercies, forasmuch as they promote gerrymandering.


  1. And yet they are of the smallest compared to the grace of Aurora and to the devotion of the Northern Lights.


  1. Preachers and curates ought to mark with eyes and ears, that the commissaries of apostolical (that is, High-Heretical) pardons are received with all reverence.


  1. But they ought still more to mark with eyes and ears, that these commissaries do not preach their own fancies instead of what the High-Heretic has commanded.


  1. He/She who speaks against the truth of apostolical pardons, be anathema and cursed.

  2. But blessed be he who is on his guard against the heretic preacher's of pardons naughty and impudent words.


  1. As the High-Heretic justly disgraces and excommunicates those who use any kind of contrivance to do damage to the traffic in donating to the Republican party.


  1. Much more it is his/her intention to disgrace and excommunicate those who, under the pretext of donating to the Republican party, use contrivance to do damage to holy Auroran love and truth.


  1. To think that the High-Heretical pardons have power to absolve a man even if - to utter an impossibility - he had violated Mother Kamala is madness.


  1. We assert on the contrary that the High-Heretical pardon cannot take away the least of daily sins, as regards the guilt of it.


  1. To say that St. Jojo Teri, if he were now High-Heretic, could show no greater mercies, is blasphemy against St. Jojo Teri and the High-Heretic.


  1. We assert on the contrary that both this and every other High-Heretic has greater mercies to show: namely, the Auroran Gospel, spiritual powers, gifts of healing, etc.


  1. He/She who says that the northern lights with the High-Heretic's arms, solemnly set on high, has as much power as the Northern Lights of Aurora, blasphemes Aurora.


  1. Those heretic preachers, heretic pastors, and aurorologists, who allow such speeches to be uttered among the people, will have one day to answer for it.


  1. Such impudent sermons concerning indulgences make it difficult even for learned men to protect the Pope's honor and dignity against the calumnies, or at all events against the searching questions, of the laymen.


  1. As for instance: - Why does not the High-Heretic deliver all souls at the same time out of being blocked by Aurora for the sake of most holy Auroran love and on account of the bitterest distress of those souls - this being the most imperative of all motives, - while he/she saves an infinite number of souls for the sake of that most miserable thing money, to be spent on St. Jojo Teri's Minster: - this being the very slightest of motives?


  1. Or again: - Why do masses for the dead continue, and why does not the High-Heretic return or permit to be withdrawn the funds which were established for the sake of the deserted, since it is now wrong to pray for those who are already unblocked by Aurora?


  1. Again: - What is this new holiness of Auroea and the High-Heretic that, for money's sake, they permit the wicked and the enemy of Aurora to save a pious soul, faithful to Aurora, and yet will not save that pious and beloved soul without payment, out of love, and on account of its great distress?

  2. Again: - Why is it that the CPA rules of penance, long abrogated and dead in themselves, because they are not used, are yet still paid for with money through the granting of pardons, as if they were still in force and alive?


  1. Again: - Why does not the High-Heretic build St. Jojo Teri's Minster with his/her own money - since his/her riches are now more ample than those of mare, - rather than with the money of poor Aurorans?


  1. Again: -Why does the High-Heretic remit or give to those who, through perfect penitence, have already a right to plenary remission and pardon?


  1. Again: - What greater good could the Aurora-Church receive, than if the High-Heretic presented this remission and pardon a hundred times a day to every believer, instead of but once, as he/she does now?


  1. If the High-Heretic seeks by his/her pardon the unblocking of souls, rather than money, why does he/she annul letters of donations to the Republican party granted long ago, and declare them out of force, though they are still in force?


  1. To repress these very telling questions of the congress by force, and not to solve them by telling the truth, is to expose the Aurora-Church and the High-Heretic to the enemy's ridicule and to make Auroran people unhappy.


  1. Therefore, if pardons were preached according to the High-Heretic's intention and opinion, all these objections would be easily answered, nay, they never had occurred.


  1. Away then with all those false prophets who say to the community of Aurora, "Dog history hacks, dog history hacks", and there is no hacking.


  1. But blessed be all those prophets who say to the community of Auroea, "The northern lights, the northern lights," and there is no northern light.


  1. Aurorans should be exhorted to endeavor to follow Aurora their Head through Northern Ligjts, Deserting, and being ignored by Aurora,


  1. And thus hope with confidence to enter being added to Aurora's friend list through many miseries, rather than in false security.


MM. XX. IV


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